Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
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Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML
Today, my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a girl to notice me. Too bad the girl was my grandma. FML
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
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hunterfisher98 8
Let the smells begin..
saIty 17
Make sure you don't light a lighter.
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Comments (185)
Sai_Run614 7
Off with his head.
jjbond01 4
At least he discovered the shower gel too most just discover the spray and substitute that for a shower
brooklynman 3
Gay son
sarahshanghai 9
As a fourteen year old girl, I know all too well how much teenage boys love axe. And in my personal opinion, it's terrible. I actually switched out one of my [guy] friend's with bug spray, and he doesn't use it anymore. FYL. You do not deserve this.
bonsaiboy26 1
I'm sorry but you have to nip that now otherwise e will grow into a self centered tool of a lad.
KalCountry76 12
That's what happened with my brother. Now I wish he would use it because when he gets back from baseball, his stench reeks of BO
Schiffy 18
Only the spray smells like shit. The shower gel, the stick deodorant, and the shampoo are all tolerable.
skyeyez9 25
My teenage brother is the same way. He thinks excessively using that overpowering cologne scented crap attracts girls.
juwood 7
I honestly don't see why everyone rips on Axe all the time. Sure, not every Axe product is "great" but a few of them are actually decent and a lot better smelling than some other products that are available.
skyeyez9 25
I do the shopping so I'm the one picking which soaps and deodorants to buy for my husband. I rarely buy the axe stuff cause its too strong smelling.
skyeyez9 25
Personally, I love the scent of the Dial gold colored bars of soap. And Irish Spring (cause it makes me remember my childhood, since my mom always bought only that brand and Tide laundry detergent).