Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. At work, at my desk, I found this beautiful gift-wrapped box and a card that read, “From all of us, we really care about you, and hope you like your present!” I opened the box. It had body shower gel, deodorant, soap, fragrance spray, and “frizz shampoo.” Hint taken. FML
Today, my parents came to visit me. I bought boxers and cologne to make it look like I had a man here. I've been single since I moved away. FML
Today, I think my friends were trying to tell me something with all my Christmas gifts being mostly perfume, deodorant, and soap. FML
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
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Top comments
Honesty4U 0
There is no excuse for smelling bad, unless you're allergic to deodorant. And even then there are options. You totally deserve this one!
RadAtThis01 0
stink much?
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Comments (70)
RadAtThis01 0
stink much?
fakeaccountX 6
Well? Do you?
pnutbutterandkel_fml 0
LOL!!!!
Chaith 16
#16 is Awesome It puts the body spray on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.
mfmylifesrsly 30
16 - I don't get it....
donttrollplease 0
38 it's from silence of the lambs
Ficklefart 0
omg mintberrycrunch can i have your autograph?
WishResign 0
whoever doesn't understand 16 needs to be thrown down a well with "Goodbye Horses" playing on repeat & images of Buffalo Bill's mangina flashed at them every 15 seconds
labratory5 0
some one sucks
sourgirl101 29
41 I thought it was "lotion" not body spray. I could be wrong.
UnicornsDoExist 0
44- also on South Park, episode (Bebe's Boobs). 67- Yes, it's lotion, but this is a joke. Hahaa.
LDP2 0
16 is a win!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
skittle68 0
Maybe they should have been getting you gifts of body wash and deodorant...
mesnugglez 0
lol at 16!
GabiIsPrettyKewl 0
its sucks but dmn u cant tell if u stink ?
DGAFprincess 0
hey sourgirl- I mean this in the nicest way possible, but you may want to find a new hairdresser... your highlights are way streaky and brassy. if you're in the socal area I'd be glad to fix them for you!
sourgirl101 29
Thanks lovie, I did tone them down since this pic.(:
CalebEatsZombies 2
Heheh trollololol **** tha police :D you must smell bad t(•_•t)
Xavi89 0
lol.... you need some old spice!!!
easwhitey 0
u...kind sir, win. old spice fresh (white stick)
RedPillSucks 33
He needs to shower regularly. Old Spice doesn't cover up days of funk for long.
omgYoUbasTards 0
p p p p pp POWER
Lucidium 0
28 - How do you know he is kind? Moron. Stop attempting to use Internet trends..
MissLizWolf 8
89- Shut up, just shut up.
emjay09 0
yessss! my brother has that as a ringtone!
bonicr 0
I agree with 93, but still, 28 was being a queer so I understand where 89 is coming from.
threer 30
#89 is right. If the dude used grammar and actually presented himself well, that first impression wouldn't have been as shitty, #93.
iamsexxychick9 0
shower more lol
caleb_m91 1
actually I think him parents might be referring to him smoking and want him to stop cause it smells.
NotDave 0
Yep. Thank you, 105. You win the "random no evidence claim" award for this FML.
Zmeilerr 22
fyl man that sucks
metalboxzes 0
hi.
naximus93 0
Again?
rockyraccoon28 8
dude. come on.
Honesty4U 0
There is no excuse for smelling bad, unless you're allergic to deodorant. And even then there are options. You totally deserve this one!
idothedisco 0
yes there is, people can have like BO problems
Honesty4U 0
Nope, still no excuse. There is such a thing as "clinical strength" antiperspirants.
fryerkitten 0
yeah and when you're someone like me even the clinical ones don't work. the op may have a disorder that causes them to smell...
mintcar 10
There are many factors that contributes to strong body odor. Some could be due to skin conditions, perspiration disorders, metabolic disorders, etc.. TMAU is actually a metabolic disorder that can cause a foul body odor. Applying a stick of deodorant isn't going to help at all. I don't think any of this applies to OP's case but sometimes smelling bad is something that can't be easily fixed. (And btw OP, if this is just a hygiene problem then YDI. Take the hint from your patents. )
mintcar 10
Parents*
my2centsworth 15
If the problem is caused by a disorder, the parents, with whom OP lives, should know about it
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
A sweet, rotten-fruity smell can also be a sign of diabetes.
idothedisco 0
that sucks
KVloveBC 0
wow that sucks..guess u smell that bad
scr_sensei 14
protip: girls don't like smelly dudes
Lingonberry668 0
true dat
Mauskau 36
Eughhh people that smell are bad enough to walk past, let alone go near especially to date.
xFalzz 0
Dang, I thought the smell of BO is a turn on for women!
cowsgomooatyou 8
That sucks?! More like that's brilliant, unless you want to walk around smelling of B.O?
NJXD 0
well said madam