Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
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Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML
Today, my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a girl to notice me. Too bad the girl was my grandma. FML
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
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hunterfisher98 8
Let the smells begin..
saIty 17
Make sure you don't light a lighter.
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Comments (185)
gardenwhipped3 14
He needs to make a big bed full of shredded bills from the us mint. It will work better.
drakeallday 3
guys, axe isn't all that great, and I'm definitely not gonna be all over it. there is such a thing as less is more!
brandoneyez1 25
Axe will not do anything for him. Girls don't love it as much as it seems on tv and its just gonna make him smell... Hopefully good with so much product!
juliaek1 0
Haha oh ik that smell!! Good luck and be prepared to have many fights about the good but yet overly strong smell
LoveMeh121 3
Axe-celent!!
LittleMagicWolf 7
I.. feel so bad for you OP :(
slendamon 0
Here comes a swagfag...
alind13 2
Same here, but my 9 year old brother... -_-
beclaurela 18
Don't buy it for him. OR REPLACE IT WITH OLD SPICE. Old Spice gives women orgasms on the spot.
Calculate900 4
Sounds like me a few months ago.