Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
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Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML
Today, my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a girl to notice me. Too bad the girl was my grandma. FML
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
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hunterfisher98 8
Let the smells begin..
saIty 17
Make sure you don't light a lighter.
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Comments (185)
marramrammar 2
Must be rutting season! Your boy is starting to gear up for the ladies, and hormone is flaring.he gave you a clue that you need to reinforce the birds n the bees convo.
Life_sucks_13 6
Gross! I'm highly allergic to axe. That's gotta suck OP. =
debbster7 18
Don't feel bad, OP. My brother went through this phase and boy does it suck. He still uses the body wash and spray. He thinks it makes him smell "manly."
joethebiden 8
Congratulations on raising a douchebag.
FalconWhitaker 20
Oh dear. Hopefully he can be encouraged to use them in moderation, rather than drowning himself and the house in them.
chujel1302 1
Every 13 Y O boy does!
darkhakai 18
It could be worse. He could be like my little brother and refuse to shower for days, sometimes weeks at a time... I do sympathize, though. Strong smells like that eventually give me a headache.
lesuze 5
He "discovered" it or you bought it for him? I guess it's good that he'd rather be cologne-smelly than dirty-smelly?
ellytoad 13
He is making his foray into the world of manly body scent. Tell him real men just smell like their shaving cream.
SilverTears14 5
I'm so sorry OP, I'll never forget the day my husband was leaving for work & he carpools with a few guys. I was on my back deck & his buddy got out of the car & sprayed himself down with the spray, I swore that he stood next to me & sprayed that crap, I can only imagine having to live in the same house with that smell, ugghhh!!!