Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML
Today, my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a girl to notice me. Too bad the girl was my grandma. FML
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
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hunterfisher98 8
Let the smells begin..
saIty 17
Make sure you don't light a lighter.
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Comments (185)
sillyyanks 24
Isn't that what every 13 year old does?? It's called puberty! For anyone unsure what axe is, it's the same as lynx.
iChel413 6
Tell him to only spray outside and you won't get any headaches!
stormracer101 5
Been there with my stepson already. I could smell him 80 feet away.
blunttobluntest 12
I absolutely detest the smell of axe, and this is coming from a 16 year old girl!
PhishloverA 14
I hope he wasn't using Axe for girls at least
jpallan 3
Is there any chance of a 55th-trimester abortion here? It might be the only humanitarian response.
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
Apparently the shower gel is amazing at removing motor oil.
kbjoey 2
Welcome to my life.
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
They both smell about the same.
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
That was to 68.
DeepwaterJohn 3
I remembered when I went through the AXE phase... My voice cracking, the mop top hair-do, acne developing, and the endless most of body spray.