Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML
Today, my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a girl to notice me. Too bad the girl was my grandma. FML
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
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hunterfisher98 8
Let the smells begin..
saIty 17
Make sure you don't light a lighter.
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Comments (185)
mayl12 6
how is this bad? lol axe smells awesome! :)
ckrider64 8
doesnt seem like much of a fml moment.
bvbarmy4ever 12
Omg my brother uses all of their products! I've been smelling various axe products for 4 years....
azhang1066 12
What's so bad about that? At least he's into hygiene and smelling good.
Elfkid21 19
Oh sweety.. I am so sorry.... =` you have my condolences...!!!
Amensej 8
So sorry! I actually had to explain to my 12yo that wearing too much of that junk (and smelling like a french whorehouse) makes everybody know that you are a desperate, pathetic loser that thinks the right cologne will improve your game. Luckily he took my advice and only uses the body wash and the deodorant instead of the whole line (thank the heavens!)
doglover100 29
Girls don't like Axe.
DumbAndYoung 30
Some kids I used to know that smoked all the time always smelled like axe because they used it to cover up the smell of cigarettes. They used a LOT of it to cover the smell, in fact. It always gave me a headache.
thatfangirl 8
Oh dear. God help the middle schoolers that know him.
niightmares 19
Wow ...