Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML
Today, I was washing up in a public bathroom, when I looked up for a second and saw a kid in the mirror staring back at me. I gasped, as I thought the place had been empty. He whispered, "It's time to die." I screamed and ran out, only to hear him burst out laughing behind me. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
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NYCBOII123 7
AHAHAHAHA! That's a good prank.
xodenisenicole 3
Wow.. What a thriller ;)
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Comments (204)
NYCBOII123 7
AHAHAHAHA! That's a good prank.
cyborgmexican 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well we got a captain obvious over here
instnt1nfction 17
Well we got a... Cyborgmexican here?
BandWagonGuy 8
Well, we got instant1nfction here.
FiestaInMyPants 8
^ Way to live up to your username. :P
allard 14
C-c-c-c-combo breaaaaker!
instnt1nfction 17
53, someone removed my comment from this thread. He doesn't deserve thumb downs.
folfg0 12
*facepalm* guys! Op has to be a guy. Other wise a girl would have put girl. The dude is to ashamed to say he's a guy. :P
aaahhhfire21 0
Ydi for having a dumbass fear
MrBrightside21 20
It's a thriller, isn't it? Hahaha oh boy I almost peed myself laughing at my own lame pun. I should really get into comedy.
brunomars09 3
147 - no you shouldn't
Noremac42 8
I used to be afraid of John D. Rockerfeller's face.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I'm scared of Marilyn Manson :/
False_Stupidity 42
I thought it was pretty Bad to do that.
anythingmustbe 18
Its because shes bad,bad you know it
AliceRose13 5
Lol that's hilarious OP,but sorry for your fear of him! Hope you have more than one bathroom!
uJelly24 1
Why would anyone be scared of MJ's face,the man is dead for crying out loud!?
BubbleGrunge 18
49-we will not break bread with you!
redreynard 14
23, because they're ignorant ;)
drewfus2 6
23- Perhaps they saw... The Man In the Mirror! Haha... Ha... Puns.
DrewFluIngle 10
#2 That's my face when I see him.
adamcichuttek 2
78 - because MJ looks freaky.
redreynard 14
132, cuz you missed the joke.
TayonaC 10
Are you a boy? If so, you have every reason to be afraid. I would be too
marcus903 17
Not to offend anyone but maybe OP thought his face was scary?
CharliesCool2084 8
Excuse me Alice Rose, you seem to have Jenna Marbles as your display picture? I haven't seen you comment on here with that picture either. I HAD HER FIRST...
wlddog 14
#2,, I imagined the face on your profile when I read the story. #78,, I caught the joke.
twilightluvr101 4
I liked just because of the jenna marbles face lol
DrewFluIngle 10
Well he is pretty scary after he turned all bleach white 0.0
mango260 9
Usually I do that to little kids it never gets old!
Lrs614 3
96 thats just cruel lol
ChucktheNorris 0
Why are you afraid of MJ..?
cathyli623 6
Hey, it kinda creeped me out after he bleached his skin but I got used to it.
Akazuki 26
68, MJ didn't bleach his skin. He had Vitiligo, a disease that causes depigmentation in the skin.
rlr386 8
I ain't scared of no ghost...Lol
Akazuki 26
Whoops. No prob, 82. I apologize for commenting on a subject that I do not know well. My bad ...
hawaiianfire 0
Well it could be because he raped Macaulay Culkin. Just saying... Just because he's dead doesn't mean we should forget....
EduJav321 24
Cuz he's Pedobear's best friend!
falloutboy97 16
Is it possible your name is Billie Jean...?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
or mcaulay caulkin?!
falloutboy97 16
Touché.
xodenisenicole 3
Wow.. What a thriller ;)
auspycious 0
Haha pun!!
pavlovaaLOVE 7
52 - thanks genius !!
tennisrapper1 14
52 - you can just beat it captain obvious!
fenixtorador1 11
I see what you did there ;) sneaky bastard lol
xodenisenicole 3
You loved it.
putloginhere 6
This is giving me ideas...
melij99 5
A giant troll face??
Gtroll 4
My giant troll face.
AwsumShyGuy 12
I guess you can say she's a smooth criminal.
aleeshttylXD 9
;] nice!
Jonaahhhh 12
I bet she Beat It out of the shower when she saw it.
Spazz420 7
Grow up!! I hope people see your face and run away screaming!!
Kimk13 8
That's a little much...
KriiFahMoro 9
11 - No u.
auzz1_pride 9
Can I be honest 19, your picture made me a little scared :(
lifeisaterriblem 6
Sounds like someone has problems
Spazz420 7
It's a picture!! Seriously! Bad plastic surgery this OP is a wuss!
I_lost_the_game 25
That could be said for your fear. How would you like it if someone told you to "Man up, and get over it," for your fear?
Spazz420 7
But fear of Michael Jackson's face?? It's effin stupid.
jbuczek1 0
Your name says it all, Spazz.
mikeawesome 0
I agree with you they should grow up
FMLshark 12
That's like telling someone their fear of clowns is stupid. A phobia is an irrational fear. Please get off the Internet before your mom finds out you're using it without her permission.
Spazz420 7
Thank you very much!!! Finally someone else with a brain!
hcarrillo90 0
dont be hating cuz shes afraid of mj bitch