Today, I walked out of my college dorm to see that the intelligent person who locked their bike next to mine decided as an added security they would lock their bike to the rack, and to my bike. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on the small bike rack they have outside the door. When I came out 5 minutes later I found someone had tied their enormous, growling German Shepard to the same rack. I had to wait for the owner to come out who then laughed at me. FML
Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
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Top comments
happyvalleygirl 0
lock yours to theirs in revenge. and leave a note.
KayleeFrye 39
I can't wait to hear the reasons people will say YDI. OP, FYL, this truly sucks!
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Comments (78)
The_Pleb 0
FIRST!
KayleeFrye 39
I can't wait to hear the reasons people will say YDI. OP, FYL, this truly sucks!
egaonogenki 0
Locking a bike to someone else's bike is called a "cross-lock."
happyvalleygirl 0
lock yours to theirs in revenge. and leave a note.
kukopia 0
Correction - a ransome note.
raincloudiv 0
that's exactly what i'd do. my note would say "thanks a lot, dumba$$"
giganticbrain 0
Would you horribly misspell "dumbass" in real life too? With two dollar signs instead of the letter "s"?
f_alltheirlives 3
Of cour$e!
Stunt_fml 5
I truly hope that you don't go to the University of Michigan... I will be deeply saddened.
lifeinoz 0
#30, I'm betting the OP goes to Eastern. Shit like this happens all the time, because EMU will accept any dumbfuck with a pulse, and probably give them a scholarship of some sort to boot. At least, that was what I gleaned during my time there.
dnlphm94 0
If you lock yours to theirs for revenge, they have the ability to steal your bike.
clevy512 0
No i go to MSU
morgan320 0
OP, take your lock and lock their bike to the rack.
tysen97 0
This is when you get out a master key, A.K.A. GET A ******* ROCK AND SMASH IT!
Subtext 10
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Er...YDI for owning a bike? That was easy @#3... Anyhow, yeah...that really sucks :-/
blondbrunette916 0
3 words: someone's a dumbass.
riplikethat 0
Yes, someone IS indeed.
Swiftly 0
And that someone is you
grimmelok 0
OMG I'm always afraid something like this will happen to me when I lock my bike. That's complete balls.
plexico 4
They probably noticed that you rode without a helmet and were just looking out for your safety. You need to walk a bit more anyways -- you're looking a little chunky and your bike can't take the strain.
AAAAHHHH12 2
LMAO!!!
kfred987 0
Saw the other bike in half! They'll learn!
cackle 0
Just cut the chain lol problem solved
railfan_fml 0
what happeyvalleygirl said. and ydi for owning a bike? no gas money, no license, good exercise. and the only way to drift without a car :)