Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
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Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML
Today, my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a girl to notice me. Too bad the girl was my grandma. FML
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
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hunterfisher98 8
Let the smells begin..
saIty 17
Make sure you don't light a lighter.
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Comments (185)
daringtoride 27
Oh, gosh! While Axe does smell good, that stuff is incredibly strong. But at least he's trying to smell good... Good luck, OP!
oj101 33
Ah the joys of the tween-mid teen generation...
Attica 20
Back 7 years ago when Axe first started getting popular, all the boys at my middle school became obsessed with it. They would keep it in their lockers and spray half of a can on in themselves in the hall between every class, thinking if they put on enough, all of the girls would flock to them. In reality, all of the girls immediately rushed in the opposite direction, wanting to get as far away as possible, because we all hated it. The boys were somehow completely oblivious to this. It was kind of funny to watch the commercials in reverse.
MakeTodayADTR 20
So it's safe to say he smells like a middle school locker room, B.O. covered up with way too much body spray. Just wait until he learns how to make it into a flamethrower. :P
rattusrattus 19
SPRAYCAN FLAMETHROWERS. Those are so much fun. They sound like dragons! :D :D :D
rattusrattus 19
Please note that spraycan flamethrowers are very dangerous. I set someone on fire doing that, fortunately it was just a small burn (lighters hate me, so I had the can and she had the lighter). So make sure you know what you're doing, and be sober whilst you're doing it. [/disclaimer]
mvc3ftw 17
I used it to burn down at least 3 bee hives at my uncle's house.most fun I've ever had with axe.
dashizam 10
Sounds like junior high.
SettingSun89 5
Congratulations, your house officially smells like douche!
miyaviichan 27
Uh no... I'm sure douche smells different, ask a lady who uses them. XD
NickaPLZ 26
That's NOT the kind of douche they're talking about... They're referring to the sweaty locker room kind that attempts to steal your lunch money.
miyaviichan 27
Right, I forgot jokes aren't looked upon kindly here.
traveler_ghost 12
trying to impress the ladies I see...
themisus28 7
awww welcome to puberty and pimp smells
mikeymayhem_87 15
Now your house will smell like a Junior/High School boys locker room. Sorry OP!
NayrGuy 0
Axe doesn't even smell good and it's cheap.Buy your son an expensive designer cologne, Nautica Voyage is a chick magnet.
dino_cookie4 7
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