Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML
Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
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xxlk4xx 6
I shave my lady stash too! I think there's some cream made by olay that gets rid of upper lip hair! it even comes with a protective chap to put on before you apply the cream, then you dont have to worry about using a razor for your upper lip! also women have hair and it's normal 😊
Crowned Sataness 12
first time I met most of my husband's family, I over exfoliated my face with an Italy towel and my nose looked like I took sandpaper to it. I feel your pain.
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voltroz 18
You have a beard? 🤔
xxlk4xx 6
I shave my lady stash too! I think there's some cream made by olay that gets rid of upper lip hair! it even comes with a protective chap to put on before you apply the cream, then you dont have to worry about using a razor for your upper lip! also women have hair and it's normal 😊
Crowned Sataness 12
first time I met most of my husband's family, I over exfoliated my face with an Italy towel and my nose looked like I took sandpaper to it. I feel your pain.
Chazzster 32
I’m a man. Long ago I figured out that an electric shaver avoided all the cuts to the upper lip. My wife has to occasionally shave her lady mustache too. It’s just part of life... Get an electric shaver of some sort - a battery one will do the job.
Suaria 38
After working at the job I'm at, I've learned there's quite a bit of women who shave their face. It's more common than you think