Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
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Top comments
jakers8424 18
Is she a lesbian if she doesn't cry
Sphanz 17
Dump that hoe she obviously can't think for herself
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Comments (117)
Scorpio01 16
That's a new level she has set....
TriggerDays 15
You have a terrible girlfriend. Please leave her. Also..im sorry for your loss.
a816090 27
I'm sorry for your loss, OP! I'm sorry you're lady was so insensitive - she sounds pretty immature to behave that way. You have your FML family to help you!
TomeDr 25
Sorry for your loss! As for your girlfriend, keep in mind that some women would appreciate a man who expresses his feelings.
ehmojj 6
dump her sexist ass
joetan 16
Your gf is very not well-informed..
FalloutScrolls 25
First of all, OP, I'm sorry for your loss. Losing a loved one is never easy, and you should take as much time as you need to get through this. Secondly, dump her if you haven't already. That kind of toxic attitude she has during a time in which you need to rely on the support of others is nothing but detrimental to your well being. Take care. This too shall pass.
mexicano101 4
Sorry for your loss. For sure dump the bitch
fantasyworld 39
It's sad that we live in a world where it's weak for boys to show a basic human emotion.
EbyKat 16
DTFMA
chickypie1987 23
What a homophobic ****