Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
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Top comments
jakers8424 18
Is she a lesbian if she doesn't cry
Sphanz 17
Dump that hoe she obviously can't think for herself
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Comments (117)
simply_meeeee 26
I'm sorry for your loss, OP. Your girlfriend should be more considerate.
fpants2010 18
OP, I'm so sorry about your loss! Take your time to grieve, and I hope your girlfriend becomes more caring and understanding :(
elizacandle 29
I'm sorry op. your sister is being an incentive bitch. you're allowed to mourn your grandmother. sorry for your loss.
fpants2010 18
Did you read the post?
khoov19 20
Okay class, today's lesson is reading....the words of the day are girlfriend and sister. Can anyone see or recognize the difference?????
Girlshotdown1 21
You done ****** up #15
MrPotatoFace 9
wow, these assholes are downvoting your comment cause you wrote sister instead of girlfriend.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Well 93, there's a definite difference between someone's sister and their girlfriend. I'd say 15 deserves the downvotes, I'm not sure how they got "sister" from the FML.
HoboMeth 36
I'm sorry for your loss, by loss i mean your grandmother & your girlfriend
shitstorm28 11
break up with her.
Tripartita 45
I want to start a gay bar with a homophobe just to see how all their weird stereotypes are implemented. "Discounts shall be issued to patrons who bring their grandmothers' death certificates."
Ichiya 29
I want to take you to a gay bar...
glexy 16
I think you should end it with her, OP. Not only is she stupid to think that, but she's also rude
Dwarfed 9
poor OP, a dead grandma and now everyone telling him to leave his girlfriend. sorry for you man, it might not seem like it right now but there is so much more out there, dont stop fighting the fight, depression can be tough, just think about someone you love and what you wouldnt do for them, do that for yourself.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I would leave a bitch if she said that to me.
oiler 21
i've been called gay by an ex for just saying something before