Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
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Top comments
jakers8424 18
Is she a lesbian if she doesn't cry
Sphanz 17
Dump that hoe she obviously can't think for herself
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Comments (117)
shortcake18 15
I'm sorry for your loss op and I'm sorry that your girlfriend is not there supporting you.
fucktammy 14
Dump her. **** her friend in front of her. Show dominance
silverstream20 20
I usually don't say this, but please get rid of that insensitive, bigoted and heartless woman. You don't need a person like that. Oh and sorry for your loss.
simsgirlgem 25
dump her op i just lost my mother and i'm still not over it
shinikageWolf 15
Expressing emotions= gay Showing no emotion= psychopath There's just no winning with her.
Meechiepie 13
I'm with the masses on this one, OP. She is someone that you don't need in your life, you can't have a long and meaningful relationship if she doesn't think that you are allowed emotions. A good person is someone who will stand by you and support you when you're feeling down, not kick you -while- you're down.
ChaoSKinG86 7
woah what a superficial bitch
cats54321 19
Are you serious... She sounds like the most stupid person ever
loubabe69 19
Run away, run away fast!
loubabe69 19
Oh man, so sorry for your loss. (So freaked out by gf attitude bout forgot)