Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
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Top comments
jakers8424 18
Is she a lesbian if she doesn't cry
Sphanz 17
Dump that hoe she obviously can't think for herself
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fuckincomments 1
Made an account just to say: RED FLAG!! get out now. I've seen what being in a relationship with someone like that does to people, you don't want any of that. Leave and never turn back.
jsalamo 22
What a cold, heartless bitch. Take as much time to grieve as you need, OP...and if she says it again, kick her ass to the curb!
kmw003 17
I hope you mean ex girlfriend...
ezrajab 22
My condolences op
Cherry83_fml 3
hopefully, she became an exgirlfriend. That's pretty insensitive. Sorry about the loss of your grandmother. :(
BigbenMrJDM 12
ugh as someone who's grandmother raised him....FORGET HER. You deserve so much better and I don't even have to know the rest of the relationship. Any heartless human being deserves the pain of loneliness.
omzz15 23
I think it is time for a new girlfriend
CoppertoneNicole 6
That's crazy OP, I hope things get better and I'm sorry for your loss :(
diagnosed 15
first of all that was extremely an empathetic. the death of a family member is a respectable thing to be depressed and more. And even cry if you need to. There is absolutely nothing gay about it. I really think that you need a new girlfriend that actually has a brain in her head. for her to think that morning somebody and being depressed about it is gay is completely retarded.
TheSulkingDead 14
She occ