Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
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Top comments
jakers8424 18
Is she a lesbian if she doesn't cry
Sphanz 17
Dump that hoe she obviously can't think for herself
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Comments (117)
psychoe 9
Gender roles are so old-fashioned.
Oogly979 8
Just dump the bitch.really wtf.
ekalfhsa 2
I once had a bf threaten to dump me because I went crazy whilst my dad was recovering in hospital for a suicide attempt. You don't need that shit, man. Tell her to grow a heart or GTFO. I'm sorry for your loss.
JohnTheDonJuan 11
Well I mean... you did admit to going crazy. I know the circumstances you were under were intense, but emotionally stable people can cope with situations like that. And before you say I don't understand, I have been in your exact same shoes, except my father didn't get to recover.
pinkiepink 15
double standards are awful
RageWolf16 31
Ex-girlfriend. You meant to say ex-girlfriend.
TheLadyOpal 30
Please, please, PLEASE let us know that you dumped her like a sack of shit. That kind of insensitivity should never be tolerated from a significant other, no matter what.
Tyrez 32
The word "Faggish" should never be tolerated.
wanttobe 8
pretty ignorant. I've been dating the same strong, manly man h his gm passed away. it was best to let him know I was there while still giving him space he needed. sounds like she's got some overwhelming projection vomit on you
heartofhannah 28
What?
writerchic85 26
She's a homophobic redneck and you could do better
mercyelvira42 23
Because a man with emotions definitely means he is gay. I'm sure she would be upset if you had no emotions at all. I'm sorry for your loss, as well as your girlfriend's ignorance
ea247 20
Im sorry for your lost OP and you deserve better than her!