Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
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Top comments
shadowedpixie 19
At least she respected you enough to tell you. A lot of girls would have just left you, and made you figure it out on your own when she started hitting on your sister. That would suck more, yes?
gracehi 33
Yes, I'm sure OP gets a raging boner thinking about his girlfriend having sex with his sister.
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Comments (91)
kelissa_fml 16
at least you have a girlfriend.
gracehi 33
Not anymore.
untouchable763 10
Had*
WrongRomance 11
I'm pretty sure that doesn't count as a relationship anymore XD
shadowedpixie 19
At least she respected you enough to tell you. A lot of girls would have just left you, and made you figure it out on your own when she started hitting on your sister. That would suck more, yes?
Charmillionaire 13
I'm pretty sure he would've preferred not to hear that he looked and sounded like a girl.
poopsi 19
A lot of girls actually like guys with more petite faces! I am living proof of this. So just think of yourself as sexy, not "girly" OP. Just wait, you'll find the right girl. And as for your (hopefully) ex, at least she told you, even if she could have told you in a better way.
Justice_Beaver 13
How would she tell him in a better way?
DanielBenyamin 18
Your sister? What a bitch! But that's kind of hot...
gracehi 33
Yes, I'm sure OP gets a raging boner thinking about his girlfriend having sex with his sister.
timelessone 16
I know I do!
Bakarra 22
THREESOME?? I know I know here's the gun please just make it quick thanks...
AboveAll04 14
I don't think he would have a raging boner if he has a girly face and voice, more like a little petite boner.
timelessone 16
So i'm not allowed to get a raging boner about the op's sister and girlfriend?
MidnaLink 35
Pretty much... (timeless one)
timelessone 16
*Sigh*
Zyzz7 12
Why did 4 get thumbed down? That pretty pathetic if you're gonna pretend that the idea doesnt sound sexy.
\ 28
It's just that we're not ALL incestuous perverts, #84. :)
untouchable763 10
Right in the manhood!
TylerDC 24
I guess technically no bad news right? I mean she's staying with you. Just avoid family gatherings..
poopsi 19
You don't call your girlfriend coming out of the closet and having a crush on your sister bad news? I sure do.
sotheresthisgirl 8
She's gay... You think they are going to stay together? Avoid family gatherings? She likes girls in general, not just his sister.
gracehi 33
Next you'll find out you were conceived when your mother was artificially inseminated.
RedPillSucks 33
No. What would be worse is if he was born a hermaphrodite, and his parents had his gender assignment done early as a male.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
The sister part made it so much worse for op, poor him
desoto96 9
That's got to be one of worst things you could say to a man. "You're awfully girly, but your sister has you beat, barley." I really feel sorry for you.
Bakarra 22
OPs ex is already coming up with girly names for him? OH I GET IT IT'S LIKE A DR COX THING RIGHT?? Well I guess barley could be a kindof cute girls name...
SweetJTBR 22
Or, you know, maybe he messed up trying to write "barely"?
Ameel_fml 19
Hey, there are plenty of men who make careers out of looking feminine. You rock that androgynous look, OP! :)
desoto96 9
Thank you 33# And 36, i'd personally consider that a last resort, but whatever's floats your boat I guess
LovesSushi 25
Wow, I thought it was bad enough without her mentioning your sister. That was a bitch move, I'm sorry OP.
BadApple88 29
Ouch Thats a couple of low blows