Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
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Top comments
jakers8424 18
Is she a lesbian if she doesn't cry
Sphanz 17
Dump that hoe she obviously can't think for herself
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Comments (117)
CutiePatootie85 11
Your girlfriend is dumb.
ziggy452 6
"Dump her".. Everyone on fml
Drentiful 9
Break up with that bitch right now! That's ****** up! Some guys cry a lot over everything and some like me hardly do. But if my grandma passes I will probably cry! That's not unusual!
thatonetribute 31
She SO does not deserve you, OP.
Omniprism 15
She's an asshole. Maybe find someone who is better at supporting you through hard times. Sorry about your grandma.
sjimpleton 18
she seems stupid
c420racer 13
When my grandma died I cried a lot. Then I went and had sex with a guy when I'm not gay. Yeah....didn't help and now I have something else to cry about.
kenwolfy 14
Dump that ho
pasupathymuthu 16
Your girlfriend seems to be into those badass macho men who put on a fake "tough guy alpha male" image. She must understand that strong men do cry sometimes. She probably needs to experience, first hand, for herself how it is to be with a bad-boy jerk who never cries but treats her like shit.
Isa_fml 20
What an asshole. Dump her. I'm very sorry for your loss. :(