Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
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jakers8424 18
Is she a lesbian if she doesn't cry
Sphanz 17
Dump that hoe she obviously can't think for herself
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diagnosed 15
first of all, there is absolutely nothing gay about mourning the loss of a family member. It is a natural process to mourn a loved one. Do what you need to do to mourn the passing of your loved one. For that I am really sorry and my condolences go with you. Second you need to ditch the toxic girl. An attitude like that is not helpful, it is actually a very bad attitude to have. It shows her lack of empathy. And the fact that she has no heart. This is not a person who you should be in a relationship with. I say ditch her and run as fast as you can
TheSulkingDead 14
She obviously doesn't care about your feelings. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
shadow1248 23
I'm sorry for your loss, your girlfriend sounds completely insensitive and more than a little homophobic.
MissuhGrey 10
Liek if u crie evry tiem
Headcrab 29
Wow, she's a cold hearted B* imo. I'm glad my girlfriend is more understanding. Lost my grandmother in may and we had a service 2 weeks back. Bawled my eyes out the night before talking about her. My GF thought it was cute actually.
Jose73 8
This is why men need feminism
lemonjuice2 2
Are you guys in 6th grade
anon385 23
Dumb her. She's a crazy bitch
DBJ99 14
What a ****
sirrubberduckie 37
"Faggish?" Really? Seriously? Is she 11? Even if there were characteristics that meant someone was gay (besides being sexually attracted to members of the same gender), that term wouldn't be an acceptable way to describe them. And mourning the loss of a relative by crying is totally natural for anyone.