Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML
Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
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Top comments
andreitaxx89 13
I recommend some Redbull to get you though the day. Also, why didn't you tell your boyfriend to shut the **** up?
appygirlify 17
you're gonna need lots of coffee op
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Comments (70)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
So...why didn't one of you go on the couch? It should have been him though, since he didn't have to work the next day. FYL
EarlFug 19
Welcome to co-habitation.
miss_amphetamine 24
I feel this, because I can't stand snoring either! Tell him politely that you need to work early. He should understand. Next time, go sleep on the couch (or tell him to, since you're the one that needed to work so he should be the one to compromise.) Alternatively, take Nyquil at night and lots of caffeine in the morning. That's what I do.
justash12 10
Happens to me all the time. I give my boyfriend a breathe right strip
WhatsMyLineAgain 8
Couldn't you just move to another room? Or get some ear plugs? Or ask him to be a little more quiet? Sounds to me like this could have been avoided.
tanya8925 9
I deal with this same bs every night!!
JennyLovee21 15
join the club lol! my bf does that every day. talk about inconsiderate! !!
boredgirl_02 14
That was me two nights ago but my husband wasn't talking he was teasing and tempting me, but he was sick and didn't want have sex. Just as I was getting tired he would start turning me on.....talk about lady blue balls.. Lol
carecam 4
Either tell him to shut up or go sleep on the couch.
britbrat237 14
thats my reason for not getting married