Ella
Australia
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Warrington, United Kingdom
Yada yada yada
Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
sleepingonmydesk
Longfield, United Kingdom
Sleepless in Longfield
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
grreeatttt
United States
Don't care
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Riskreh
United States
Support system
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
fthis
United States
Me me me
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
Atma
No time to lose
Today, I spoke to my girlfriend about how we don't spend enough time talking to each other, but she went on to tell me that we'll talk about it tomorrow because she wanted to sleep. FML
kirrby
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Peaceful
Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
ohgodwhy
United States
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Dario
Bored
Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML
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elitemonkyman 0
then throw a bucket of water on him
iAmScrubs 19
He is trying to communicate with you through his dreams. I think he is most likely a wizard from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
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elitemonkyman 0
then throw a bucket of water on him
doing_it_ritee 5
or hit him!!
DeesFMLs 0
or put his hand in warm water and watch his piss himself.
baddud300 6
Dump him... that will wake him up...
ImAHomosexual 0
^ Why do you have to go and make everything so serious? I mean really? Really? **** you man. God. I can't even look at you the same anymore man. Damn.
KingGeorgeGal 12
I suggest if this happens again to see a marriage counselor to help you sort out the problems, or threaten him to see a marriage counselor, that'd will keep him awake.
imosim 0
maybe she should show some cleavage that will at least keep him awake ;)
HoBoJo62 0
^^ they are not even married
imosim 0
you don't have to be married to show cleavage?
alexg823 0
oh but you do!
blanquito 1
that's ironic
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
58- why are you always so serious?
iSlappedCupid 0
101- I agree
julayye 0
what's wrong with 58 giving some serious advice?
ImAHomosexual 0
111. Shut the **** up.
KingGeorgeGal 12
Sorry I misread and I was trying to help the Op out?
krysxkatastrophe 14
Obviously it isn't getting resolved anytime soon.
miniluda12 12
ikr, irony much?
iSitt 0
next time he wants sex, fall asleep
Runninvegan 8
I think you need to work on your communication skills
Accept 11
That's a Sign
iAmScrubs 19
He is trying to communicate with you through his dreams. I think he is most likely a wizard from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
MrSassypants 34
Maybe he be one of the wizards in waverly place.... nope, yours was better.
iAmScrubs 19
Now I'm thinking about Selena Gomez! Way to go Sassy!
MrSassypants 34
That's what I think about 24/7. One day I'll find Selena Gomez, tell her my love, and then hopefully she would giggle and say" nice meeting you" and then she will soon forget about me and I will still remember that moment for the rest of my life.
ThisRandomChild 0
Dude, sassy, shes clearly a lesbian. I mean, her and justin(e) beiber r mackin on each other big time. Plus there both like 12. Perv. Lmfao
MrSassypants 34
Everything you just told me is a lie. Why you gotta be a lier, lier.
largefoofighter 0
or a liar
MrSassypants 34
Actually both are correct, I just say the "lier" way because I show it can be done and when people try to correct me it brings me fun.
mjninety 9
lier is not the same as liar.
geechmofoshibab 0
5, You are my hero.
whoisthisgirl 4
be more demanding! maybe that'll make him listen. for a while..
danny1170 0
yes
enonymous 9
What is guy thinking. Whenever this topic comes up you must wear sunglasses.
ChelseaFan817 0
you should leave him
scruffy_janitor5 1
I think that he was trying to tell you he was tired
comepoopwithme 0
actions speak louder then words
Destabilized 0
What a winner.