WhatsMyLineAgain

Mr Homer, United States 26 years-old Single

momoftheyearedition This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Landenberg, United States

The Royal wave

Today, my 5-year-old won't stop princess-waving at people. This would be fine, but she looks exactly like she is giving the Nazi salute. I got dirty looks from nearly everyone at the supermarket. FML

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Bishop423 22 July 2015, 04:21 San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

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