Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
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Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML
Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
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andreitaxx89 13
I recommend some Redbull to get you though the day. Also, why didn't you tell your boyfriend to shut the **** up?
appygirlify 17
you're gonna need lots of coffee op
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Comments (70)
jet223 20
Oh that sucks OP. That always happens to me.
AlexanderIsLife 14
You could've been honest and told your boyfriend you needed sleep and maybe could've done something about his snoring with a home remedy or earplugs. Good luck staying awake Op
kangx1 28
I understand OP. My girlfriend talking in her sleep and says real things like "How was your day honey?" So I respond only to hear her mumble a respond and start snoring. Then 10 minutes later same thing.
zahidnasir 22
FML community reply: Break-up
tormcn 26
She could have slept on the couch that night, and explained why she did so when asked. Invest in some earplugs next time OP.
ZombieVampirez 24
My bf tends to snore right in my ear. All you gotta do is shake him awake and say hey, shut your snoring ass up or move over. It normally works. I always get about 5 hours of sleep though. Good luck OP
appygirlify 17
you're gonna need lots of coffee op
Gaernem 17
Coffee makes me sleepy ):
Mauskau 36
I often had the same issue when I had someone stay over, they always kept me awake and they didn't have to get up early. I just don't have anyone stay over or go to anyone's for the night on a work night.
VeganVampyre 27
That might not be an option, they could live together. I live with my boyfriend and every now and then he'll do something that either wakes me up or keeps me up, and I don't have the option of not having him there. I just deal with the lack of sleep that day.
kittykat1501 31
That's horrible. I know the feeling. I can never sleep
andreitaxx89 13
I recommend some Redbull to get you though the day. Also, why didn't you tell your boyfriend to shut the **** up?
marcranger 29
Chronic talkers don't necessarily understand what this concept of shutting up is or how one goes about doing it. X(
WhatsMyLineAgain 8
There are better ways of asking someone to be quiet whithout being mean, ass face.
goofy811 13
Should've told him you had to work or told him to be considerate and gone to aleep
AlyssaDiannaa 20
Kick him out of the bed and onto the couch! My fiancé prefers to sleep on our couch and let me have the bed
SAspring 17
Sounds like a promising future for that marriage.
feven 32
You're engaged at 17?
tormcn 26
#8 Why don't you sleep on the couch, Princess?
JustinJK 21
2 jobs and living with a fiance at 17. hmm
I_Bite 22
people are acting like it's impossible to have 2 jobs and live with a fiance at 17 At 16 I lived out of home worked 2 jobs to put myself through night school and my partner moved in with me soon after. you don't know if they had been dating for years or what (my cousins are engaged and they've been dating since 13) I'm not saying that's how it is, I'm just saying it's possible
psychocrystal 8
I feel you on that today. My boyfriend wouldn't let me sleep at all and I'm working 7 to 1 today and I have so much laundry, cleaning, and packing to do :/
nonsensical 26
cool story bro
hailzz_96 18
Zzzquil is your friend
teapotrevolt 27
Hope you can get some sleep soon! That is the worst.