Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML
Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
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andreitaxx89 13
I recommend some Redbull to get you though the day. Also, why didn't you tell your boyfriend to shut the **** up?
appygirlify 17
you're gonna need lots of coffee op
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Comments (70)
hayd3nwhite 11
that is bad... very bad
rareawesomeness 22
At least you're communicating! :)
Mellowyellow15 10
That's why I sleep alone.
stark_fear 15
There's certain times when Ear plugs are a fantastic item to have. Sorry op
ckerane 16
keep him awake when your next off work and he's in
FML_TJ 21
No need to be polite in this scenario. Tell him to stfu or gtfo. Lol
ZombieSazza 34
Talk to your boyfriend about his constant chatting at night time takes away valuable sleeping time, which you need to be refreshed so you can work, instead of being exhausted, which can cause performance to drop. If he doesn't listen or just doesn't understand, leave the bed and tell him you're going to sleep on the couch because he won't shut up. Hopefully that would work as he'll eventually understand that bed time is bed time, not talking-the-hind-legs-off-a-horse-time. Another idea would be to constantly talk when he next has work and you don't, that should get your point across. If he moans that you're keeping him awake by constantly talking, remind him that this is exactly what he does, and if he doesn't like it, then he shouldn't do it himself.
Miss_Syntax 15
My boyfriend has punched me in the face while sleeping once.
Ieri 31
There's actually a trick to make people stop snoring, but it's hard to explain through text: You need to move your tongue next to either side of your teeth inside your mouth while it is closed, suck in the cheek from the same side and then release it quickly so that it makes a sound. If you try it on a snoring person they will stop or may also wake up. I thought I'd at share it, haven't really seen this elsewhere on the internet, but it works for me.
OptikalWinter 4
why didnt you just tell him to shut up?