Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
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Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML
Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
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andreitaxx89 13
I recommend some Redbull to get you though the day. Also, why didn't you tell your boyfriend to shut the **** up?
appygirlify 17
you're gonna need lots of coffee op
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marcranger 29
I'm not gonna tell you to dump him, but I will say that I had an ex-boyfriend who would do that. He would also wake me whenever my movements interfered with his sleep, which I can totally understand why he would need more than I did, because living off mommy and daddy's trust fund was soooo hard on him! Maybe you can talk to your guy about the value of shutting the **** up and respecting your need for sleep, but I kinda suspect that your guy and my ex are cut from the same cloth, in which case you won't be able to get a word in edgewise and he'll keep interfering with your ability to sleep. In which case, I renege on my first sentence and unequivocally say, "Dump him!"
saffy66 34
This sounds exactly like my ex husband, though I had the added disadvantage of his noxious continuous farts as well. One night I slept in the spare bed, the next night he did - and apart from a couple of brief trips away we never shared a bed again. Even then it took months for me to get back into a good sleep pattern. Don't let it go on too long OP - kick him out of your bed for a couple of nights till you catch up.
worldclassrager 41
Zzquil is a wonderful thing...take that before you go to sleep...that should get you enough depending on what happens... Or just mention last night to him but I don't think that will work out so well...
InOmniaParattus 8
I loudly moan in my sleep and it makes it hard for my boyfriend to get sleep. Ear plugs worked for a while, so you could try that
BigDuck73 6
Give him and bj and he will stfu
leogachi 15
Reward negative behavior. Great advice. *eye roll*
zarrganaut 17
I've definitely been there before. It sucks worse when you work nights and have to sleep during the day.
Angsty_Armadillo 25
The awful thing about this FML is that I do that to my boyfriend all the time. I'm a terrible person.
quarterbird 18
Next time... Tell him to STFU.
limegreenpoopie 31
Geez that's annoying -__-
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Less talking, more *******...
iwadasn 33
How would that help? She didn't want to do anything but go to sleep.