dinkley7
Hush
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Tired Girlfriend
Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML
sleepingonmydesk
Longfield, United Kingdom
Sleepless in Longfield
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Compassion? Pah!
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
Alyssa
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Spring Park, United States
Zzzzzzz
Today, my fiancé, my two-year-old, and my dog are all sleeping peacefully next to me in our new king-sized memory foam bed. It's 2:15 in the morning. Why am I not sleeping? Because they all snore, one right after the other. It's like an endless song of snoring. FML
Anonymous
Human! I request petting!
Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Chainsaw
Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML
JoanT
Kailua Kona, United States
Bed of nails
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Bolin
Earthquake
Today, I have to sleep in another room, with the door closed, because if I don't, my girlfriend's snoring will keep me awake. I was diagnosed with chronic insomnia because of this. FML
humanalarmclock
United States
Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
1. Sleep during the day. 2. Change your sexual orientation. 3. Take a vow of celibacy. So many simple solutions to this problem. I stop with the easiest ones.
Charlie Given 28
then your boyfriend probably has sleep apnea time to get that taken care of or get yourself some really good ear plugs
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RichardPencil 32
1. Sleep during the day. 2. Change your sexual orientation. 3. Take a vow of celibacy. So many simple solutions to this problem. I stop with the easiest ones.
Charlie Given 28
then your boyfriend probably has sleep apnea time to get that taken care of or get yourself some really good ear plugs
Plop 17
Come on, your life doesn't suck. Think how many women would love to be kept up all night by their boyfriend!
bleachedraven 14
🤣
ElijahAsh 14
Punch him on the nose