Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
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Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML
Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
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Top comments
andreitaxx89 13
I recommend some Redbull to get you though the day. Also, why didn't you tell your boyfriend to shut the **** up?
appygirlify 17
you're gonna need lots of coffee op
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Comments (70)
strugglingatlife 14
That sucks op, hope you like coffee!
Gryffindorkable 11
My boyfriend does this to me all the time! Sorry, OP!
beararm 11
good sex is normally good night cap for me, try it on him nxt time.
ILikeKoalas 24
That's so inconsiderate, I'd of probably been so annoyed I'd of slapped him to get him to shut the hell up.
Anonypus 20
Good luck OP! I hope you last the day
MJS103 15
Redbull + Coffee + smacking him in the face = problem solved
lulinator 40
My boyfriend and I do this to each other all the time. One wants to talk, one wants to sleep. But, it's time spent together, and you can't replace that.
marcranger 29
You can't really replace sleep, either.
ZoroMiHawk 25
Seems like you really love your boyfriend. I hope he realises how lucky he is to have you in his life.
inolongercare 19
Tell him to be quiet. When mine does that I go sleep in the other room if he wint turn off the TV or be quiet.
itzjstnx 18
5 hour energy (x