Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a movie theater trying to stay awake during a boring film that my girlfriend really wanted to see. Next thing I know, I’m snoring loudly. My girlfriend sharply nudged me awake, and I realized the people in the row in front of me were giggling at me like I was a hibernating cartoon bear. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
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BelleElle_fml 5
hahahaha! drooling and snoring.... I wonder what they're new nickname for u is... :P
Dramori 29
Be glad you didn't fart in your sleep too? Always look on the bright side :)
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Comments (39)
BelleElle_fml 5
hahahaha! drooling and snoring.... I wonder what they're new nickname for u is... :P
seanreddog 4
One day youll drool the world! Tis neither wise snore justified to leave someone over that.
missmurderx 8
hah, epic. :P was the movie that boring?
lotsologan 2
was the movie a nature film like march of the penguins? remember that shit? I was just waiting for one to get eaten by a polar bear.
time4coffee 3
That's not that bad. Next time they should pick a better movie
ScooterScott 0
HOLY SHIT Sean! Just blew my mind to bits there...... BAM!
SeedlessMe 13
Sean- that was ingenious. Thank you kind sir for making me laugh in such a way.
BakNBitz 0
21 Polar bears and penguins line on different poles... thank Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader for that one
LilAfo 4
Can i adopt ur squirrel please? :$
Allybuns 0
#21 penguins live in the north pole noth the south :)
hahism 0
#33 no its the other way round penguins live in the south pole not the north
MrPyrolizer 0
LOL! And you're a fellow Denmarkian :). Maybe I know you! o:
LilAfo 4
its called Danish love :) og nej du kender hende ikke :b
seanreddog 4
I'm half Danish. What does that mean anyway? du is you right? that's about all I know. Du har smukke ojne, jeg elsker dej or something is you have beautiful eyes and then I love you and I know how to say where are my clean socks but I have no idea how to spell it.
LilAfo 4
Hahaha hvor er mine rene sokker/strømper is where are my clean socks :b du kender hende ikke means no you don't know her (: and u should learn some more? Can u understand Danish then?
seanreddog 4
No I just learned a few words from my mom and I can ask her if I wanna know something but I'm too lazy to try and learn.
LilAfo 4
Ohh okay (: - cool enough always been livin in the States?
MrPyrolizer 0
Jeg ved godt at det er Danish -.- Men siden hun nu er dansker, tænkte jeg det kunne være sjovt at skrive Denmarkian? oO.
LilAfo 4
jeg beklager, at jeg ikke kunne gennemskue din humor :$ - my bad
seanreddog 4
Yeah. My parents lived there for a few months when i was a baby but I don't remember it cuz I was only a few months old.
xXxILuvyouxXx 0
yah so you're really hot :) <3
Dramori 29
Be glad you didn't fart in your sleep too? Always look on the bright side :)
hnz 13
great first bonding impression you have there!
l3allin_all_day 0
ydi for swearing
LilAfo 4
who did? :/
lag96 7
she was snoring not swearing
Pastaforia 0
hahaha.. Its Ok... I do it too.. But my friends smack me and tell me to shut up.
littlemissdqgirl 8
and your bf just let you keep snorring?
lele504 0
Lol
HeyLookOverThere 3
Hah! At least you didn't do anything inappropriate or awkward while you were asleep. That would be a different story. xD
joeyisinsane 0
ydi for watching a movie