Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
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null_fml 11
Wouldn't it feel like sweet, sweet justice to crash their wedding? Unfortunately, somehow YOU'D end up looking like the bad guy.
hasty_D 0
dumbass....FYL...bang them. both. with a shotgun.
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Comments (92)
mistershlong 0
threesome
Non6673 0
Hey, maybe you'll be asked to be the best man. Then you get to give a speach! Imagine the possibilities!
darkmis1 18
You should've figured out something was up when your friend kept trying to make you dump her.
g1user 0
I would give him two black eyes the day of the wedding and release skunks at the reception lol
fdmyboss 0
haha props to you man...i definitly have to agree with what you are talking about...stick with this plan and youll have a wet **** again in no time...and dont forget to take a bat to your 'friends' legs whenever you get a chance
cieramc 0
I'm sorry that happened, why the hell would your friend ask her to marry him when he knows you're dating her? Sounds like you've picked shitty people to have in your life. It's not your fault, but try being a better judge of character next time, and keep your eyes open. I still don't see how cheating is so easily hidden.
wtsc 0
@35 you are my hero. oh what I would say... >;)
Loveya448 0
Hey, he tried to warn you.
jonnymohio 2
Say good-bye to both of them. Not only have you lost a girlfriend, you've lost a friend as well. No need to try to remain friends with them. Neither can be trusted and you'll be perceived as loser doormat. Get out of Dodge and don't look back.
ecuakelly 0
that's messed up