Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I tried reaching out to a girl on Facebook I thought I ended on good terms with after three dates. Not only did she not accept my friend request, she also disabled all friend requests. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I've had to accept that, despite my efforts to stay in touch with the few friends I made at college, I have zero friends. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend to tell him how excited I was for college and even motivating him to apply for the same school, until I found out later that I got rejected. FML
Today, my mum rejected my friend request on Facebook, again. Even my high school friends are friends with her. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML
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Top comments
sweet_candy_ 17
Maybe he did that on accident.
quacky123 0
Stop being butt hurt, for all you know he has his account to talk to his grandma and you aint his grandma.
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Comments (43)
marceil 0
poor you , there is something wrong with you which you should start investigating and solve it .
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
My Facebook policy is only ad hot girls. Although in hindsight this may be why I only have 5 friends...
KVloveBC 0
He's not your friend after all
Ronnie_loves_you 11
she probably just met him and he was like WTF stalker!!!!
MissJJjetplane 0
or maybe your just really fat or weird and he only talked to you out of pity
sweet_candy_ 17
Maybe he did that on accident.
sourgirl101 29
You may be right.(: I've blocked people on FML by accidentally hitting the wrong button before. Or maybe he didn't recognize you on facebook. People get request from strangers all the time. Denied.
prince122 0
or maybe u had a cartoon or Anime pic like mine that happen to me all the time.
juliaaalove 8
#41 I'm not surprised, I'd decline you too. Seriously, a profile picture as a cartoon/anime thing? Whatever the heck it is, is just lame..q
kruzito 0
jesus sucks
SoFreshAndYetDep 0
Jesus saves.
zivlaks 0
jesus doesnt care
therealsuperman 0
Jesus cares enough to hate all of you
demarcusT 0
Jesus spelled backwards sounds like sausage
sirdolittle 0
Jesus moved back with his father, because this loser got bored of us !
SARSvirus79 0
You deserve it for failing at Friend-Making 101.
ALDi 0
maybe you should go out more instead of playing WOW.
Mysanitywins 10
Who said she played Wow? Dumbass.
zivlaks 0
its assumed :)
SuperMaria 0
That's not an informed assumption. OP said she made 1 friend.
enoughgrace 4
don't make an ass of u and me...
kdkkat 0
at least your not ugly
FYLDeep 26
You must be bad friendstock.
quacky123 0
Stop being butt hurt, for all you know he has his account to talk to his grandma and you aint his grandma.
kdkkat 0
At least you're not ugly
dnljcbsn 0
wow that is kinda shitty I'd call him on it if I were you