Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
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null_fml 11
Wouldn't it feel like sweet, sweet justice to crash their wedding? Unfortunately, somehow YOU'D end up looking like the bad guy.
hasty_D 0
dumbass....FYL...bang them. both. with a shotgun.
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Comments (92)
xrod_fml 0
who cares? crash the ******* wedding!! yeehaw
HamsteronA 0
you gotta open your eyes, look up to the skys and see... that that dudes been cheating on you
FMLfan23 0
ouch, I hate girls like that !! FYL andd that's a horrible friend!
FR35H 0
6 years of singleness or at least 6 months but usually you should remain single for the amount of time you wasted and just explore everything
Flutist 3
Wow Fr35H that will make Op feel better. Sorry your girlfriend of six years broke up with you but cheer up, six years of singleness will definitely make you realize how much you are better off. Perhaps no sex for that amount of time will also help. =)
koolitaliano 0
MAKE HER CHEAT!!! if she's been with you for 6 years there must be something for you still in her heart. in a few weeks hook ip with her. see how your "friend" will feel
jessxoxo28 5
some "friend"
iankennedy17 0
that's what you get for not keepin your pimp hand strong
AVainAttempt 0
^ #16 - Agreed
123sploosh 0
no
emokat666 0
omg at least now u know why go crash there wedding ir better yet the homey moon! they desever hell lol
DeathShad0 1
Crash their wedding? How about you BURN IT FIRE!? Seriously though. Start something on fire at their wedding. Then lock the fire escape.
saranottelling 7
... wedding crashers? On a serious note, OP obviously you're better than your girlfriend and "friend". Thankfully you found out before you stayed with her any longer. I hope you can now find someone else who won't do that to you.