Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
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null_fml 11
Wouldn't it feel like sweet, sweet justice to crash their wedding? Unfortunately, somehow YOU'D end up looking like the bad guy.
hasty_D 0
dumbass....FYL...bang them. both. with a shotgun.
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Comments (92)
sharon_ellj 0
Dude this FML pissed me off yo! I hate infidelity, you know what just leave it. They'll get the karma. Also if i were you, i would have beat the shit out of that ******...
nhougham 0
6 years and then that! that's wrong bro! he obv ain't your friend otherwise he would of benn straight with you from day one!!
i_am_tiff_21 0
Now you know why he wanted you to break up with her.
CptZoe 10
Duh...
marine10_fml 0
kick his ass!
timeandmusic 0
I am sorry, that offically sucks on both parties.
marc_with_a_c 3
I'm pretty sure I've seen an FML very similar to this before.. oh well, sucks to be you
ben44_fml 0
ass whooping to both
burkles13 0
that is so ridiculous! why would anyone do that?!
dzerzhinsky 0
**** them both in the ass repeatedly
pupu031 0
Sucks~Forget it~Next will be better :))))