Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
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null_fml 11
Wouldn't it feel like sweet, sweet justice to crash their wedding? Unfortunately, somehow YOU'D end up looking like the bad guy.
hasty_D 0
dumbass....FYL...bang them. both. with a shotgun.
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Comments (92)
hal13 0
Sounds he'd already given u a hint? It's okay... Don't worry Man, you will find your girl!
Twinklestar 0
I'm guessing you have no actual experience with females pimpin88. Pretty sure most people would just roll their eyes at pathetic high school attempts to turn it into an excessive drama that's meant to make them feel bad and lose any of the guild they might have been feeling. F the OPs life, but it happens, and childish crap like your suggestions would just make his ex feel better about her decision.
FR35H 0
Damn that is ****** up. You should beat his ass.
escapenowx 0
i fail to see why he was convincing you to dump her instead of her dumping you? that's stupid; people are dumb and you deserve better, she sounds like a whoree.
gingersnapper 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! See, this is why you ignore your friends' input on your relationships. There can be a lot of jealousy and ulterior motives involved.
brunette4life 0
oh my GOD that is horrible! I wonder if the girl was in on it the whole time
CptZoe 10
... No, she had no idea she was dating two people at once. Poor girl was tricked into the whole mess...
Flutist 3
I know people want to tell OP to blow her brains out, but how is being rude, crashing the wedding, or sleeping with her going to do anything. Especially the "get her to cheat" aspect. Obviously she has done it before and the fiance had no problems with it. It went on for a year, none of them openly admitted their affair. They let Op take the fall. SO No, I don't believe cheating would solve anything. Hiring a nice ax murderer might. =)
kcnelsonund 0
what are you people amish??? U guys just pass around girls like a blunt at an eminem concert.... u need to mushroom stamp that b*&%$ across her face.
infinitenever 0
Sing it with me! IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT, IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT..... Why is that so hard to understand? I wouldn't have waited six years for you, either!
Vexlor 0
So its ok for girls to cheat but its not ok for guys to cheat? We have feelings you know...