Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
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null_fml 11
Wouldn't it feel like sweet, sweet justice to crash their wedding? Unfortunately, somehow YOU'D end up looking like the bad guy.
hasty_D 0
dumbass....FYL...bang them. both. with a shotgun.
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Comments (92)
YoungE 0
damn 6 yrs wasted ...
YoungE 0
2 **** with em both you should say you have hiv..thn you will get the last laugh
MamaC_fml 0
Better yet, anonymously send a gift for the bridal shower (since it'll be opened in front of friends/family/in-laws/gossips there) containing positive HIV test results for you and a HIV testing kit.
JP101 0
Fool. You didn't pick up on the signs? YDI for being blind and oblivious. Wonder if you'll be the best man? Also, after 6 years, why didn't you pop the question? I guess you didn't really love her.
FarSide 23
You should have taken your friend's advice. He was trying to tell you that she is a no-good, two-timing **** bitch.
esmsr 0
it happens , it's messed up but people fall in love and sometimes you can't stop it, move on with your life and as an adult you learn to live with it. what your eyes won't see your heart won't dwell , so just keep your distance.
dudeitsdanny 10
I dont think he cares that they fell in love. Its probably that they fell in love while he was dating her. Implying, at least, emotional cheating. Thats the painful kind of cheating.
dudeitsdanny 10
You, sir/ma'am, are awesome. Took the words right out of my brain and made it make sense. Of course, OP, its only right that if she does want you back, you do her bestfriend. If she doesnt, you date her bestfriend =) and go to the wedding with her and become a friend of PDA. Torture this chick like sick ***** deserve =)
Feverrotes 15
I agree with you man, #28 all the way.
Nic_hole 0
well you should have seen it coming dude, that's messed up of your friend, alot of these fmls are about cheating with the op's (best) friend
Nic_hole 0
but I'm really sorry :/ that's just crazy, idk how you didn't realize something was up?!
louie111887 0
yes ! crash the wedding. trust it will just ruin it for her and ur so called friend. what bitches both. what do u really got to lose ?