Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
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null_fml 11
Wouldn't it feel like sweet, sweet justice to crash their wedding? Unfortunately, somehow YOU'D end up looking like the bad guy.
hasty_D 0
dumbass....FYL...bang them. both. with a shotgun.
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Comments (92)
3rw0n 0
dude go over to his house and kiick his ass, for taking your girl. damn this sucks for you
JayCarr15 0
how do you date someone for 6 years and not notice that theres something going on between them and ur friend?
dancesport20 0
Wow......I thought my situation was bad. I feel for you. I would totally wanna beat the crap out of my friend if they did that. Hope things look up for you....
RockRox12 0
what a jerk...but i have to admit if you didn't realize that something was up between you and the girl you have been with for six years then you should pay better attention.
chacha7 0
asshole
blastvortex 4
I'm curious as to whether or not that was the only hint that you were given to their relationship. It probably wouldn't hurt to be more attentive though. On the other hand, since they could've been more forthright, I wouldn't think less of you for dumping both of them; in fact, I might even recommend it. PS That second "sentence" isn't really a sentence. It's a fragment. Wopz.
brunette4life 0
ouch! that's horrible
oh_darling 0
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it..
hrtstealer 0
that sucks dude. I would beat his ass to next year and crazy glue his penis to his ass. if he got a small wanker then glue his anus so he can't poop.
jaylinquent 0
you snooze, you lose..