Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML
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intensitive 11
Lysol. And a phone call to his supervisor. FYL.
lynsieloowho 0
that is why you always carry sanitizer
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Comments (148)
flufffypants 0
I have to agree with snicker your the ****** up one if you judge peoples ass droppings
defaultusername 0
how did you determine the size of his dump?
okieraider71 4
Post #9--Bet that went right over his head. "Your" going to have to be more specific.
alex105 0
toughen up princess
cjstyles 0
dude screw trying to clean your keyboard just burn it and buy a new one. or better yet make poo fingers buy you one! @ #4 - It's his story let him tell it how it happened! I find trolls like you annoying. nuff said!
sugarbabyxoxo 2
aaahahahaha sick
milf20 0
LYSOL. ick ick ick
Wersome 13
Today I had to fix this pricks computer because he was stupid enough to click on a 'male enhancement' spam email. To get revenge I took a 'dump' and fixed his computer without washing my hands. FYL
cjstyles 0
..... if he didn't *** up his comp you would not have a job or toliet to shit in..... :P
firedraik 0
Sounds like a boy who has nothing to fill their pants with.
troubleinharlem 0
you could probably complain and get the guy fired, which might give you a sense of satisfaction.