Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML
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intensitive 11
Lysol. And a phone call to his supervisor. FYL.
lynsieloowho 0
that is why you always carry sanitizer
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anti_average 5
I think it's funy wen u type leik dis on purpose just too annoy teh grammur nazis.
katmandont 0
subjectivity, Perhaps he heard the large splashing sound and infered. (surf's up!)
katmandont 0
Agreed #80. I love snickerdoodles. I love when people rage about snickerdoodles, although this is one of the longest back and forth I've seen. Snick... Can I be your sugerdaddy?
rileystarr 1
I agree with @74..
TheAbsentOne 0
That's disgusting, lol. FYL.
ColdGold 6
Use disinfecting wipes on your keyboard.
TheAbsentOne 0
#10, that's completely true. I actually like having Snickerdoodles around to correct grammar, even if I spell or say something wrong. It's the people around FML that complain that are worse than anyone else.
jkjackson1990 0
ummm YDI for not having enough balls, to say can you clean ur hands since i just noticed you in the bathroom not wash your hands, way to not advocate for yourself, then go around say fml fml fml, when you can't even speak up for yourself.
anti_average 5
It's not really the correcting that bothers them so much as the way they interpret it. I've noticed often a "grammar nazi" will insult a person they are "helping". it also comes off as condescending when you go out of your way to correct someone's mistakes without their request to do so. If a person wants your help then they will ask for it. That's what I've learned in my short 20 years of living anyway.
oneforme 0
snikerdoodles looks like an Oliver Twist Tiny Tim love child! she looks like a 9 year old boy who shines soilers shoes for chocolate back during the war. kinda a faggy little popcorn shit small nuisance rodent