Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
intensitive 11
Lysol. And a phone call to his supervisor. FYL.
lynsieloowho 0
that is why you always carry sanitizer
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (148)
logieebearr 0
disenfecting wipes..buythem lol
aRm95 0
dirt bomb !
aylaa89 0
I rarely ever comment on a FML but Snicks you're wrong "olfactic" is in fact a word meaning to smell. To the OP call his boss and make a complaint and you should have said something to him.
Official_Person 0
Ignorance would've been bliss, in this situation.
exoticfuck 0
wow.. snicker whatever the rest of your name is. sorry but you are really annoying. god . chill..
oped01 8
I just read this crap sometimes for entertainment value but it never ceases to amaze me with everyones obsession with "******* Snickerdoodle" or grammer correction. You all are like a bunch of old bitches. Just shut the **** up and post something funny or at least pertinent to the topic. Please!!!
13__Loki__13 1
He did it on purpose. IT people really don't care about fixing your computer even if it's their job to do so. Ya see doing that kind of work is the lowest level of IT. It's bitch work. Keep that in mind when you see him and smile. And be sure to clean that keyboard and mouse!
bezach 0
with a wueston mark... irony of a grammer troll leads to feath
icychill67 1
well that stinks lol
pronounciations 5
@8 I'm pretty sure it is "you're." Go to school.