Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML
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Top comments
intensitive 11
Lysol. And a phone call to his supervisor. FYL.
lynsieloowho 0
that is why you always carry sanitizer
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intensitive 11
Lysol. And a phone call to his supervisor. FYL.
sellenna 0
agreed!! ^
ilovewhoppers 0
wow u guys are messed up I would have just licked the keyboard clean
epound28 0
Same here. As well as the toilet bowl.
ilovewhoppers 0
I would have just licked the keyboard clean Or made snickerdoodles do it
479 0
does it feel like u are wiping his ass when u use the keyboard?
fisheatsbear 6
@42 why would they clean the toilet?
DGross 8
...and what an interesting phone call that would be :-P
smartman136 8
amen lick tht keyboard snick lick it, lick it good
ReyEr9412 0
Keyboards are already filfthy. Just clean it off and get over it. Not an FML.
cuntwaffle 0
and now your useing it! o god!
poezpoee 0
do you go to forest park
StoryOfTheYear 15
I wash my hands but don't really get why it's sych a big deal? it's not like he's pulling shit out of his ass <-- pun
bobby3130 0
beat him over the head with the laptop, make him wash his hands, then tell his supervisor he dropped your laptop and broke it, so u will get a new one and he will be fired
lynsieloowho 0
that is why you always carry sanitizer
garrettjordan 0
you should of at least said somthing haha but FYL
Asstazztic 8
Lol
nommnom_fml 0
wow there's alotta disgusting storys like takin a shit an not washin there hands on FML lol
Anodyne 0
Thats the kind of complaint that gets a person fired.
TheJesterOfRippe 0
Wow........ That's nice......well at least he was thoughtful enough to give you a present XD XD XD
FTWisRIGHT 0
Dude. No.
WeOH12 0
Bitch if you dont shut tha hell up about grammar! YOUR MORE ANNOYING THAN THE WRITING!
redbluegreen 41
I think the people that complain about her are actually a lot worse than anything else on this site. Especially ones that use caps lock.
NeonBunBun 0
Hm, Maybe he heard the man take a large dump? Gross but possible, also the smell might help determine how nasty it was. lol fyl
crzyry 6
Ydi for not kicking his ass out your office and reporting his nasty ass.