Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sex work is work
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fucked up dad
Bucharest, Romania 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
Anonymous
Luxembourg
Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML
Allabouttheporn
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great joke Dad, thanks
Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML
hes
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML
Hypocrisy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Taking it too far
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
cahsecuel
Grisolles, France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML
Anonymous
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Secret life
Today, the phone rang, it was some woman who wanted to speak to my dad. “It’s probably his mistress,” I said jokingly. Turns out it was. FML
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epost1 13
Name? for research purposes...
ekimen 22
Surely that's the kind of thing you should disclose to those close to you? To avoid situations such as this..
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Comments (251)
thatoneevilfuy 6
Just throwing this out there, maybe it wasn't the dad who was watching **** but a friend of his etc who brought it to his attention so he called to find out
Koizumiii 23
I just want to know what you said!
elsie23 11
She said " yes dad I'm a **** star".
NickSummerstan 6
please do not tell me you used the word "daddy" in your video
CherrySprite 10
Just a little add in, I'm a cam girl and telling my family was pretty hard. I love my job and I've never felt ashamed, but I was worried my family wouldn't feel the same way. I've unfortunately lost a few loved one because they don't agree with my choices, but if your family truly loves you they should be able to accept it.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Who was it harder to explain that to, him, or the internet?
usedername 14
Hope he liked what he saw lol
NostalgiaFreak9 43
You sick bastard
thylordandsavior 9
It's called a joke, moron.
ertyert 12
you gotta turn it on him. be like why you watching ****...get yo momma on em. hopefully they'll forget lol
townailz 16
Fml for your dad. "Today while watching **** I discovered my daughter is a **** star.FML"
puppies4life 10
name?
Joshawott 21
If I had the money, I'd buy the film rights to this FML. That's how juicy this is.