Sex work is work
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML
Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, the phone rang, it was some woman who wanted to speak to my dad. “It’s probably his mistress,” I said jokingly. Turns out it was. FML
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Top comments
epost1 13
Name? for research purposes...
ekimen 22
Surely that's the kind of thing you should disclose to those close to you? To avoid situations such as this..
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Comments (251)
cyb3rbyte 20
Hey my advice is that it's OPs life and her way to live it. It REALLY, RUH HEALLY sucks that her father just happened to come across it.
strudelman 14
Well, let's hope he didn't get that far...
Psyqiik 18
Tell us your name it's good publicity
Nightbird827 15
I wanna see!
Berber260 14
And what is your name?
F6c_ryder 0
Your dad saw you getting it. Damn
guii_fml 24
"Actress"
Manic1 13
That had to be one of the most awkward conversations ever.
davek 36
Let's all just take a moment to wonder how he knows. Eww!
Gofigure989 3
Oops.
midav 2
Actress? Where did you go to acting school, actress?