FML for mobile
Free

Open in app
FMyLife
Anonymous United States 🌶️ Spicy

Sex work is work

Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

251

Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

epost1 13

Name? for research purposes...

ekimen 22

Surely that's the kind of thing you should disclose to those close to you? To avoid situations such as this..

Add a comment · Reply to

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Sign in Create my account

Comments (251)

PVXCRunner15 12

That must suck :)

Blackhawk706 23

Pun intended?

carbonbasedcynic 17

not as bad as that pun tho

PVXCRunner15 12

Yes pun intended

jake_braves 25

My major is economics...I am doing a study on how **** affects the economy...;)

Steve97 32

Hey don't be rough on OP she's going through a hard time.

christian1509 21

A lot of hard times

epost1 13

Name? for research purposes...

ARetardedSeal 24

This man is a scientist who specializes with genetics. Research is important

ladycoco8 20

Yes. I second this notion. Research is important for the brain.

illuminatzi 19

I also would be interested in this "research"

Krycek_fml 19

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

#5, yet he wastes his time on FML

muis545 21

46 fair research should be done from multiple sources.

littlekellilee 45

46 I'm a scientist and I waste my time on FML. Scientists need breaks too.

epost1 13

I must further my research...

RedPillSucks 33

@33, which head will this research be good for, again?

wassup388 25

Yes I too need to research

Maggi_1997 15

@2 generic 9gag comment eh

Wehan 8

Yes... Many many short 1.5 minute research sessions.

LFrodriguez9 14

This research can save the world OP, help us.

NavyCartmans 7

So perfect that #81 is asking about "Research" with the avatar of the Pervy Sage

paperbag77 9

good to know there are so many up and coming "researchers" in the world

kieron2013 19

I'm not a scientist but I am kinda horny so I'd appreciate knowing your name.

nameisname 12

I could be your break... Please

Dankmemes100 3

I too am a scientist and need to know your name for research. remember you Will be helping the world of science!

lonerlarry123 12

I must verify this

turdwrangler 18

Pictures or it didn't happen.

archimedes200 8

Research... And you have a pic of Jiraiya

ekimen 22

Surely that's the kind of thing you should disclose to those close to you? To avoid situations such as this..

domolovesyoshi 33

Yes, she's a porno actor you would think she wouldn't be ashamed about it.

ThatHorse 15

Not everyone has the luxury of finding a job in a sfw industry and not everyone who goes into **** has the luxury of having a family who is accepting of their work.

Welshite 40

#3: Not always. I was asked to do ****, but I declined. And even if I had gone for it, I would NOT have told my family. They would have flipped out, disowned me, and cursed me to Hell for it. It's a profession, but it's not one accepted by some people.

Feklfekl2222 32

I understood it as she didn't tell them explicitly, rather he found out explicitly

Psyqiik 18

Why does everyone talk so weird on fml comments

tygerarmy 35

It depends on her family. If I was in **** I'd be able to tell my family, half would be mad at me but able to deal with it, or at least I think that, the rest wouldn't care, other than if I enjoyed my work. Does the OP have a super Prudish or Religious family, and a family friend told her dad, or was he looking for **** when he made a discovery? Not that he couldn't still be a hypocrite in the latter, where it's okay for other girls to do it, so he can use it, but not his daughter.

RedPillSucks 33

@71, it seems very english to me. There's a special shame in wacking off to someone only to find out its your daughter.

DoomedGemini 38

"Dad, mom, I'm a pornstar" yeah, that'd go over well. People freak out over their "little girl" being a stripper, it's probably worse with ****. I don't agree with the fact it's like that, but I can't blame op for not wanting to tell their parents.

GideonRexx 6

Пшеница

KingAdrock 16

Unless you do **** in some sort of disguise, there is no way you'll indefinitely hide a **** career from people you know. If it's on the internet, someone will *eventually* recognize you. So the choices are to either tell loved ones yourself, or let them find out on their own.

oliversoden101 14

I hope he didn't wank to you OP! Btw what's ur name "I'm curious"

cheshireau 26

I tell you what, I wasn't expecting the OP to say I am.

deleteme 22

Hi Curious, I'm Mathilde. Lel

Enslaved 38

With as much **** there is available , they're all someone's daughter.

ThrottleJockey 36

Working their way through college. ;-)

aruden 25

I've always wondered how many times this has happened with dad's finding their daughters online.

weveallbeenthere 30

someone has to do it, but we all hope it's bow "our" kid

1062438 6

You're not wrong everyone has parents even if you don't know them you have them

aspecialspecial 21

And I feel bad for their parents if they know about it

quesocoatl 14

the amount of **** in existence being high is not what makes them someone's daughter... there's no correlation.

bulletsinthewind 21

Let's hope he didn't take it too hard

eagleriverjohn 24

It sounds more like she took it hard

MortenM 17

I don't know #68. Little too weird when both dad and daughter takes it hard.

CaptainCrow 13

Good luck trying to swallow the fact that your dad might have jerked off to you

ZoroMiHawk 25

I think her Dad would instantly recognise his daughter's face in a **** video...which might be why he called her..

JackDupp 11

Maybe she was, as they say, face down ass up.

FMZiggy 22

Well, he called her to ask about it. Maybe he thought "no, this couldn't be my baby girl getting plowed by three well-equipped bald men, might as well carry on" and only post-fap stayed doubting himself.

thecrazymancan 17

What if he didn't see her face?

bnbhimp 10

Might have had someone else bring it to his attention.

bacon_lover03 12

If that is what you chose to do then that is what you have chosen. What's the problem in others knowing? Just tell him not to tell anyone else :P

CharismaGeek 19

The problem is he probably called her as he saw her in a porno he was watching

homtravel 10

Yes, daddy!

abagrov 14

Well, that blew the rest of his day.