R_U_CEREAL
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Randy Candy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Poor pillow
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Lock your doors
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Anonymous
Werribee, Australia
Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML
Anonymous
Valparaiso, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
GiveADogABone
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Going at it
Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML
Mygawdwhy
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
tracy4191
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
dirtyhands
United States 🌶️ Spicy
False alarm
Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom burst into my room to ask if I was okay because she thought the squeaking was me crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Alexa, play "Asleep" by The Smiths
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
Top comments
awuh_man 0
haha that sucks was it hot?
Dboy23 0
LMFAO! Horny little bugger are we?
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awuh_man 0
haha that sucks was it hot?
T1MT1M 0
wrong. lets hope she does put it on the internet! I wanna see lol. This sounds amusing,
hecuva 0
Screw the girlfriend/boyfriend showing... wait until the marriage reception, then project it onto a big screen for everyone to see.
Loser390 0
Why get a girlfriend when you have a pillow?
MR_OHCRAP 0
If your girlfriend sees the video, tell her that you were subconsciously masturbating over her.
u_must_be_gay09 0
#41, you're an idiot
zeos 0
haha that would really suck for him xDD (#55)
ivals 3
true, wat he said was bullshit, pillows suck i have tried it once
KRYPTON1T3 5
video or it didn't happen.
hundremeterhekk 0
first
fmlAllStar7274 0
fail
rescueLove 0
major fail #2.
breena25 0
you sir, ( or ma'am ) fail at life
TheCheesePanda 4
You put the 'F' in Fail.
TJPartyBoy 0
PWNED
rukiafujioka 0
oooh...fyl. But the pillow pwned you xD
LuckyCharms_fml 0
Haha FAIL for #2 and EPIC WIN for your mom...that's something to show the future girlfriend.
I_love_5gum 5
Why do you assume its a guy?
Rose_916 16
It says op is! fyl thats super embarrassing better delete the video secretly before she shows people
riaaa 0
what kind of mother do u have -_-''
dearViena 0
a funny one
jncwmnd 0
ick, his mom is a creeper...i would walk out and pretend i hadn't seen anything, but your mom chose to record it?? o.O
Leashaness 5
It's not like he was beating off. He was screwing his pillow... in his sleep! That's funny! His mom has a good sense of humor.
Rockey 3
What kind of dreams do you have? Fixed @ #6
Dboy23 0
LMFAO! Horny little bugger are we?
emer_helena 0
Well that sucks
catatonicsleep 17
Why would she film it?
Mnemic 6
I guess a new YouTube hero is on its way! :-o Disturbing btw... that your mom actually recorded it.