Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sex work is work
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fucked up dad
Bucharest, Romania 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
Anonymous
Luxembourg
Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML
Allabouttheporn
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great joke Dad, thanks
Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML
hes
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML
Hypocrisy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Taking it too far
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
cahsecuel
Grisolles, France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML
Anonymous
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Secret life
Today, the phone rang, it was some woman who wanted to speak to my dad. “It’s probably his mistress,” I said jokingly. Turns out it was. FML
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epost1 13
Name? for research purposes...
ekimen 22
Surely that's the kind of thing you should disclose to those close to you? To avoid situations such as this..
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Comments (251)
pasupathymuthu 16
Well, some day or the other, people around you are going to know about this. This cannot be kept a secret forever. But it was your choice to come into this profession. Why are you suddenly becoming apprehensive about people knowing about it?
RedPillSucks 33
not just people, family
TheCookieComet 23
We need proof!
neuronerd 29
I can sort of imagine how you feel, OP. I used to do some modeling, not **** or nude, but bikini and a couple music videos. I'd be a bit uncomfortable if my family found my old work (especially if it were being searched for masturbatory purposes).
thefireguru 7
and where online do i find this?
adamduhhh 7
just the porno name. not your real name!! unless you used your real name and then yes you were asked for it lol
Yodaddy52 7
Name and website or it didn't happen!!!
aldoshoes 4
Fair enough. I can see how that would be embarrassing.
MrGibbs25 20
who's ya daddy
lahutchins 23
I hope everything works out, hopefully your dad understands!
MrZsDad 19
At least he wasn't asking for a job referral.
Savmisor 0
Can i get a link??