Sex work is work
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML
Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, the phone rang, it was some woman who wanted to speak to my dad. “It’s probably his mistress,” I said jokingly. Turns out it was. FML
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Top comments
epost1 13
Name? for research purposes...
ekimen 22
Surely that's the kind of thing you should disclose to those close to you? To avoid situations such as this..
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Comments (251)
Matttis 7
Awkward... Also kind of hot.
Dark_Cecilia 20
Wonder why...
legendof90 14
Saying it on here makes me think she either just began or she does low key stuff not huge productions
AScooterman 12
Good for you! You made a choice and made it happen. Screw those that can't see it's a job and 1 out of 10 are unemployed out there.
whyamithisway 3
you never did answer the question tho
Witchylady 18
Now that's awkward. Let's hope he has not be getting "excitedly happy" to your movies. That would be just creepy. What's your porno name.
weveallbeenthere 30
we all want to know who you are now, we can help your career
Lars93 18
if you were my daughter I would disown you
Tyrez 32
I wonder why people say porno "actress." Isn't a pornstar basically a different kind of prostitute?
catherinecas 30
No. Because I hate to break it to you but most of the women in the videos are faking/acting all those orgasms you see.
ksks1234 33
148-- I am pretty sure most prostitutes are usually faking too.
MzZombicidal 36
Because it's a film which makes them an actress/actor. There's a very thin line between it and prostitution but they're really just selling their films of their bodies and acting rather than selling their bodies to anyone who pays.
hungryguy 10
So are you? ?