Anonymous
Luxembourg
Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Jacare, Brazil
New hire
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Eternal Servitude
San Francisco, United States
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML
naladetet
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Newark, United States
Reunited
Today, I accidentally called my boss "Mom." Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML
awkward
Finland
Bizarre Love Triangle
Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Who is this?
Today, a telemarketer called and asked if they could speak to my "Mommy or Daddy." I'm 25 years old. FML
Yuni
United States
Mom of the year
Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML
Adrian
We all hate cold callers
Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML
Anonymous
Suck it up
Today, I work as a phone agent at a call center, which frequently brags about their awards as the "best workplace ever" because of their working conditions. In reality, we have to suck it up and ignore the burnouts from phone calls with Karen customers, and with the wage I get paid, I can barely make ends meet. FML
Tiak
United States
Tech support
Today, my mom has been calling me every ten minutes, asking me questions about her new computer. She called me at work, and I rudely answered her question. She called back, talked to my boss, saying she was a customer that called in, and I was rude to her. FML
Top comments
Swedish_Eagle 21
Both jobs suck
squidgy787 22
Oh come on.... there's only a slight difference there ;-) Seriously though, explain to your mom what the difference is. I'm sure she'll clear it up right away.
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Comments (52)
ZY1431 24
well I guess its the same thing. ..indirectly.
naxeeb 33
They're not even in the same league! Directly or indirectly.
ZY1431 24
play of words considering the situation. ..
SabriLittleRed 25
Does she not know the difference between the two??
IvyOswin 17
Call girl or not, at least she's bragging about you to her friends
squidgy787 22
Oh come on.... there's only a slight difference there ;-) Seriously though, explain to your mom what the difference is. I'm sure she'll clear it up right away.
TwistedCherub1 15
The major difference being that a call girl makes way more money. Well, a good one anyway.
Swedish_Eagle 21
Both jobs suck
drewflav 17
One sucks balls, the other sucks up.
Ambient25 25
Sucks up the balls?
mya55 11
Mmm yum
KK3137 31
Well, technically both suck balls.. Just in very different senses.
moosetracks22 10
Explain the difference between the two to her. Hopefully she will see the error of her ways.
breakinlegs 19
Do you have a sweet sounding voice?
hjackson5353 3
hahahahahahaha
xnyletak 17
Eh, close enough.
naxeeb 33
Close enough? But seriously though, you should explain to her, exactly what you do, OP! Make sure she understands the difference between the two jobs.
thweakmn 3
Hope you corrected her
LaLince 40
I can't honestly say which job is worst.