Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sex work is work
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fucked up dad
Bucharest, Romania 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
Anonymous
Luxembourg
Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML
Allabouttheporn
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great joke Dad, thanks
Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML
hes
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML
Hypocrisy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Taking it too far
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
cahsecuel
Grisolles, France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML
Anonymous
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Secret life
Today, the phone rang, it was some woman who wanted to speak to my dad. “It’s probably his mistress,” I said jokingly. Turns out it was. FML
Top comments
epost1 13
Name? for research purposes...
ekimen 22
Surely that's the kind of thing you should disclose to those close to you? To avoid situations such as this..
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Comments (251)
avocado_tree 15
That's... Awkward.. To say the least
andres777 8
I think your dad should be the one posting this
Mathias1188 7
A job is a job. I watch ****, and obviously so does your dad, He can't judge you. Be proud of what you do. Probably get paid more than I do.
Hovv 4
sorry he figured out. I don't know what to say but like most of these FML's I feel like at least half the fault is with the Op.
Baby_Shaker 4
It's gonna be awkward at the dinner table this Thanksgiving.
ujazz 5
ask him if he liked the video...no problem watching **** of other women, just when it's your own daughter!!! Karma is a bitch!!!
Garnetshaddow 30
How is karma involved? Karma is a bad or good act reaping its own rewards by giving you bad or good luck in the future. Watching **** is a common act. The vast majority of men and a large percentage of women watch. That's why it's a multi-billion dollar international industry. Don't shame the OP for having a legal job or her dad for having a perfectly legal past time. All that happened here was an unfortunate incident in the world of the internet.
skycollapsed 5
do you have an agent?
PaulieXP 16
What's your stage name? For uh.. research
grunt_fml 17
I don't really get why this is a FML. I mean, in the end this is something the author chose to do.
middlenamefrank 8
Pics or it's not true!