Anonymous 2 January 2016, 22:31 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Sex work is work

Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

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Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

fucked up dad 11 July 2013, 19:50 Bucharest, Romania 🌶️ Spicy

Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML

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Anonymous 11 December 2013, 22:25 Luxembourg

Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML

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Allabouttheporn 22 December 2016, 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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Anonymous 5 July 2014, 17:53 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Great joke Dad, thanks

Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

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hes 15 October 2013, 10:10 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML

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Hypocrisy 28 September 2011, 22:16 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Taking it too far

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

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cahsecuel 14 August 2014, 20:44 Grisolles, France 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

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Anonymous 29 July 2016, 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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SCARRED 29 August 2014, 20:15 Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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Anonymous 6 August 2020, 20:00 🌶️ Spicy

Secret life

Today, the phone rang, it was some woman who wanted to speak to my dad. “It’s probably his mistress,” I said jokingly. Turns out it was. FML

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epost1 13

3 January 2016, 19:00

Name? for research purposes...

ekimen 22

3 January 2016, 19:00

Surely that's the kind of thing you should disclose to those close to you? To avoid situations such as this..

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schreibergx93 19

3 January 2016, 19:35

That's a fun conversation..... I really hope he didn't watch your scene all the way through. That would make it worse. There's worse things OP, I hope you all can resolve it and he avoids your vids.