Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Overreaction much?
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
You OK hon?
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Epic prank
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
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deathstroke990 22
the real question is, why tf would you mention a **** stars name while playing that game with your family? ?????
ikeb 15
Like father like son
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ikeb 15
Like father like son
keniger 12
Why did you assume OP was male?
nickyrho 11
The gender symbol by the OPs name is the male symbol.
tounces7 28
I'm looking for the "Your Dad Deserved it" Button.
Equixz0r 3
Lmao look at the symbol next to the OP you SJW 'tard.
Mortoli 30
wait lol how could you mess that up? lmao how bads the damage?
deathstroke990 22
the real question is, why tf would you mention a **** stars name while playing that game with your family? ?????
InfiniteSunshine 32
I don't know, maybe my family is more open and casual, this stuff isn't a big deal for us, so I wouldn't have an issue mentioning a **** stars name in front of them, especially if it's just a game. I mean, they are sort of famous, so it doesn't necessarily mean you watch ****, I know names of **** actors, but I don't watch it. And even if you do watch it, I never understood condemning your child (unless they're super young) or significant other for watching it, it isn't like it means anything.
kAPISH 29
#6 This. I wish more people could have the same logical mindset as yourself.
deathstroke990 22
yes but, the fml shows that their familly is NOT chill about that kind of stuff, so. why would they mention a **** star
deathshead 19
#14, you're right, #6 rocks, great outlook man! but, #16 you're right, sounds like this family definitely isn't cool with it, something OP definitely should've known...
Kujo99 6
Why not? haha
jazmin27 9
They could've let it slip without stopping to think about it
mcethan 5
Maybe the dad was being accusational. after all, he did say that the only information given was the first letter.
Bunnyluver 20
I don't know, in some states I think it is illegal for you to watch it underage. Some adult told me that and honestly, I feel it shouldn't be anyone's business unless your posting things underage. Can someone confirm this or clarify please?
SocialAmethyst 20
It is illegal in the United States of America to watch **** or look at pornagraphic images under the age of 18. However I doubt most of children obey it.
Bunnyluver 20
Thank you #27
Catdragon 40
That's a dumb law and needs to be changed at least to age 15. I can understand not sending nude images or sexting anyone, but just viewing ****? What are they going to do arrest every single person in America?
Flyndaran 10
Are you joking? Children should be allowed to watch **** in your world?
InfiniteSunshine 32
Yes, teens - not children - should be allowed to watch it. Whether you like it or not, kids at this age are sexual beings too, and you need to give them some kind of outlet to help with their urges, especially if you don't want them having actual sex right away. Seriously, what would you rather have, your 15yr old merely watching sex, or your 15yr old actually having sex? If you give them something else to satisfy their desires, and accept that they have these urges too, because they're people, instead of condemning them, you're going to have kids with a much healthier and more responsible approach to sex. As long as you educate them that **** is not a realistic depiction of sex though, this is important.
Emirac 10
The act of a kid watching **** is not illegal in itself. An adult showing a child **** is what's illegal. And disgusting.
joeyl2008 29
Anyone notice how **** sites stopped having the screen that says "You must be 18 older to enter"? I'm assuming that's because they realize those screens were dumb.
PhoenixChick 26
It's pretty clear from mom and dad's reaction that they are NOT an open family
DoomedGemini 38
You are supposed to be 18 before viewing and sexual content- writing, images, anything. They have the "are you 18+" questions and when I went to a con, the mature manga you weren't even supposed to go into the little opening they had them in, let alone buy it. So it IS against anyone under 18 even viewing it, not adults showing it to them.
Catdragon 40
Teens are not children. People go through puberty at around 13, they stop being children then. They're not adults, but they are in between. They will have sexual urges and it's a lot better to ********** than to go out and have sex. I bet there are a lot of 15-16 year olds that have had sex at that age. Adults need to stop treating a 16 year old the same way as an 8 year old. They're not kids anymore.
viipeterson98 14
@#23 no honey , you misunderstood. a letter was given, you had to choose a celebrity and his choice was a **** star. You have to go around and share your answer and if someone else has it you don't get the points. he said his answer, and it was a **** star, so his dad heard the name and knew she was from ****.
Mortoli 30
it most likely came out by accident i mean when you get to the S's wouldnt you just wanna say sasha gray? lol but nah in all seriousness im sure he just said without thinking lol i seriously dont see the problem with watchin **** at a young age hell back in the like 90s and earlier they would show straight up pornographic scenarios in movies that would be shown on channels like scifi nowadays lol so its really not that hard to say a pornstars name especially now a days since they all over regular movies and tv shows like game of thrones and some other shows ... you can watch on hbo at home if you got it and so can kids.
fakeaccountX 6
"I doubt"
ChunkyBuiscuit 13
Sasha Grey
Shhhh12 0
@6 it's more about the fact that nowadays humans don't have control. Men (humans) become addicted to easily and **** is not the exception. **** is as addicting as alcohol, drugs, and even gaming. Nowadays gaming and **** in between breaks is the new high for a lot of young adults and adults. **** alone has ruined more marriages than money. Women or Men start to get neglected sexually due to their partner preferring **** over the real thing or even the fact that they are no longer aroused by their partner as they are by ****. It is actually a very difficult subject. The brain rewires itself. I mean don't get me wrong, watching **** on a once in a while OMG I need it for stress or its been weeks, or partner has not been home for a few days than yes, **** is your best friend. But the way you are making it look as so natural to where you fap dailiy or think that the other person should not be neglected is inconsiderate and selfish.. almost narcissist.
MikuandKaito 24
The circle of life.
MidnaLink 35
You really couldn't just say a regular celebrity's name like Melissa McCarthy or LL Cool J?
aGMAELSTR0M 10
I've always loved the adult versions of family games :) was it Christy Mack? lol
BlockOfRedStone 25
My guess is Riley Reid, I hope OP gives a follow-up on which **** star it was lol
Beeboopbeep 9
I'm going with Mia Khalifa
bumpercarmcgee 7
That would have been double points, too
kieron2013 19
My guess would be Alexis Texas or Elle Alexandra
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Who was it?
PePziNL 20
Was it Sasha Grey? If so she does 'regular' movies aswell nowadays so you could've used that as an excuse.
slakingking1 4
She was also in the music video for Eminem's Space Bound back in 2010
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
It would be pretty funny if OP had feigned ignorance that she was in **** leaving only his father to get it in the neck over watching ****.
LyricaSilvan 30
Hopefully this taught you a lesson.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Hopefully this taught his father a lesson.
Cynakill 11
What lesson? He didn't do anything wrong.
NYGiants1925 22
Ydi for saying a **** star during a game with you're family.
Benpie 22
*your