Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sex work is work
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fucked up dad
Bucharest, Romania 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
Anonymous
Luxembourg
Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML
Allabouttheporn
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great joke Dad, thanks
Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML
hes
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML
Hypocrisy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Taking it too far
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
cahsecuel
Grisolles, France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML
Anonymous
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Secret life
Today, the phone rang, it was some woman who wanted to speak to my dad. “It’s probably his mistress,” I said jokingly. Turns out it was. FML
Top comments
epost1 13
Name? for research purposes...
ekimen 22
Surely that's the kind of thing you should disclose to those close to you? To avoid situations such as this..
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Comments (251)
JPBlaze 10
What if he came to you before he realized it was you.
thecrazymancan 17
Wait, did you never tell him?
andycee2000 5
So...what exactly? Was he asking for an autographed dvd or were you hoping he wouldn't find out?
D3ATHCARDNO7 5
The option "I agree,your life sucks" has never seemed so literal.
sophzxc 15
I'm more disturbed at the thought of her dad finding it out because he caught his daughter on a **** website while searching for some himself
Issac_ham12 0
What's your name exactly???
slapstick1982 22
sounds like a Seinfeld episode
shadow1248 23
Oh dear, that might make family visits awkward o.o
Beepee04 10
You definitely deserved this. You knew that there was a chance that someone you knew would see you in one of your movies. You could've avoided the awkward confrontation if you had told him about it. Still fyl because that's super awkward!
Garnetshaddow 30
That's pretty harsh. Going through all these comments with people shaming OP and asking for her name for "publicity" and "research" purposes shows how much of a stigma there is around this profession. It IS legal and she has a right to work in a legal profession. My guess is with student loan debt the way it is, she could use the money and didn't want to tell her parents. With the millions of videos out there, it's pure bad luck her dad found her.
picax8398 12
What is your name?