Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
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Top comments
Cass_x 22
Are you really together for 2 years, or almost 2 years? Don't forget that her mother also carried her for 9 months.
naxeeb 33
If his daughter is 1 year old, he could have conceived her before you were with him, assuming you've been together for almost 2 years. But either ways, it must've been a shock to learn of it! FYL OP
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Comments (66)
Notverycreeative 13
Take note that normal pregnancies are actually technically 10 months long. If you guys were just dating 20 months ago & not official, no harm no foul..but he should've told you sooner, how can he be in his daughters life without you noticing? get rid of him for that..
dark_angel4121 12
Obviously he's been cheating on you, has not been completely honest with you or both. Both are red flags in any relationship.
PSYqualiac 17
#89 Math people... MATH... A person is 29 years 8 months and 2 days old. Do they say that? No. They say they are 29. 2 years -1 year -9 months =3 months The daughter just has to be a minimum of 1 year and 3 months to not be the result of cheating. Then add months for each month over 2 years the relationship was. even still, there is a chance, although not high, that the boyfriend had this daughter with the previous girlfriend, impregnating the child's mother right before the break up.
jtheasian 6
But with that logic, realize also that the daughter could be one year and some change. So it's still possible that it wasn't cheating. That said, it is an FML, so it's kind of a safe assumption that it was.
TheAspieDork 27
This really needs a follow up
great_nate 26
If you are sure she was conceived after the two of you were together, then it is definitely not cool. Just be sure of the timing first.